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Monday, May 31, 2010

DOWNLOAD -- a song of electronic inspiration

From the author of "The Core of Happiness" comes a revised classic...

DOWNLOAD


When you're alone and chat is making you lonely
You can always go
Download

When you've got worries, all the pics and the story
Seem to help, I know
Download

Just listen to the music of your hard drive spinning silly,
Linger in the App store where the neon signs are pretty
How can you snooze? The pixels are much brighter there...
You can forget all your friend requests, ignore all your tweets and go
Download -- things will be great when you
Download -- you'll find disc space for sure
Download -- the App Store is waiting for you

Download... Download.....

Don't wait behind, and let the Jones' surpass you,
There's an App for you
Download

Maybe you know some little windows to go to
Where they never close
Download

Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle Gigga Bite-ah
You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over,
Happy again...
The pixels are much brighter there,
You can forget all your friend requests, ignore all the tweets, and go
DOWNLOAD-- things will be great when you
DOWNLOAD--you'll find disc space for sure
DOWNLOAD--we've got a new app for you now....

Download....Download....Download....

And you may find a kind Mac Genius to help and understand you;
Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle mouse click to
Guide them along...
So maybe I'll Skype you there,
We can forget all our friend requests; ignore all the tweets and go
Download -- things will be great when you
Download -- don't wait a minute more
Download -- every app's waiting for you...

Download...Download...
Download...Download...
Download...Download...
Download...Download...
Download...Download... (fade)

Copyleft (c) 2010 Rudy "Petula C" Wietfeldt
Visit www.TheCoreOfHappiness.Info for more info!

1 comment:

Happy said...

Note to self:

keep your (my) day job!